Happy Lighthouse

The Happy Lighthouse is a chain of grocery and drug stores opened across Wastelandia - and in limited locations across the world - by Thrawk as a front for his orc rights activism. The franchise saw major success during Thrawks better years, but saw a massive decline after a child died accidently eating an orccaine-filled water melon and subsequently died of a brain explosion.

The Happy Lighthouse's primary product was assorted drugs hidden inside various safe items: Orccaine, Ice-engard, MarijuWAAAGHna, Thrakanburg Rum and numerous others. Clients were dealt with on a need to know basis; if one was found by cashiers to be a 'legit' customer they would be taken to see their drugs, otherwise they would simply be shown regular groceries.

Rooms
While the format of Happy Lighthouse stores vary from location to location, the Wastelandia based Happy Lighthouse has been accesoried and 'beefed up' both to defend from General Von REDACTED, and to better accommodate The Party.

Suqa's Room
While Suqa is far above seducing overly high Awks into having the intercourse with him, his room would still make a high end Lost Veygass private lap dance room look like the confessional of the New Haven church. One of the few rooms that Thwark doesn't have a key to, very few people have actually seen the inside of Suqa's room, with the numerous men, women and androgynous species stating that he showed them so much of a 'good time' that the room is like an old childhood memory...fuzzy and far from view. The only real certain piece of furniture being a large heart shaped bed that Suqa salvaged from the Overcompensator.